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{"slip": { "id": 116, "advice": "One of the top five regrets people have is that they didn't stay in contact with friends."}}

{"slip": { "id": 78, "advice": "Being kind is more rewarding than being right."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 9, "advice": "True happiness always resides in the quest."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 121, "advice": "If you think your headphones are dying, check the socket for fluff with a straightened paperclip."}}

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