{"type":"standard","title":"Hayes MacArthur","displaytitle":"Hayes MacArthur","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q2040329","titles":{"canonical":"Hayes_MacArthur","normalized":"Hayes MacArthur","display":"Hayes MacArthur"},"pageid":7706777,"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1289046901","tid":"e22fcd42-2a32-11f0-910a-a2849a561000","timestamp":"2025-05-06T04:30:48Z","description":"American comedian and actor","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hayes_MacArthur","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hayes_MacArthur?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hayes_MacArthur?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Hayes_MacArthur"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hayes_MacArthur","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Hayes_MacArthur","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hayes_MacArthur?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Hayes_MacArthur"}},"extract":"Hayes MacArthur is an American actor and stand-up comedian. He starred in the TBS comedy series Angie Tribeca.","extract_html":"
Hayes MacArthur is an American actor and stand-up comedian. He starred in the TBS comedy series Angie Tribeca.
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