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\"Over\" is a song by Canadian rock band Evans Blue. It was released on 10 July 2006, as the second single from Evans Blue's debut album The Melody and the Energetic Nature of Volume. Matisyn and Pitter claim that 'Over' is the song that holds the most meaning to them.
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