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The Police Officer Michael J. Califano Memorial Bridge is a highway overpass in East Hills and Old Westbury in the Town of North Hempstead in Nassau County, on Long Island, in New York, United States. It carries Glen Cove Road over the Long Island Expressway. It is named in honor of Michael J. Califano, a police officer who was killed nearby in the line of duty.
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