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{"slip": { "id": 118, "advice": "A common regret in life is wishing one had the courage to be ones true self."}}

{"fact":"In 1888, more than 300,000 mummified cats were found an Egyptian cemetery. They were stripped of their wrappings and carted off to be used by farmers in England and the U.S. for fertilizer.","length":189}

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{"slip": { "id": 65, "advice": "When having a clear out, ask yourself if an item has any financial, practical or sentimental value. If not, chuck it."}}

{"slip": { "id": 132, "advice": "Repeat people's names when you meet them."}}

{"slip": { "id": 143, "advice": "When painting a room, preparation is key. The actual painting should account for about 40% of the work."}}

{"slip": { "id": 96, "advice": "Don't give to others advice which you wouldn't follow."}}

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