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Rabinarayan Mohapatra is an Indian politician from the Biju Janata Dal party. He is a Member of the Parliament of India representing Orissa in the Rajya Sabha, the upper house of the Indian Parliament.
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Nathaniel Wheeler was an American manufacturer and legislator. He became a Senator in Connecticut under the Democrats.
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