{"slip": { "id": 20, "advice": "Don't put off breaking up with someone when you know you want to. Prolonging the situation only makes it worse."}}
{"slip": { "id": 152, "advice": "Accept advice."}}
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Woodacott is a small village in Devon, England. The nearest shops are in Holsworthy, about four miles to the south-west of Woodacott. The village is less than a ¼ mile to the west of Woodacott Cross, and they are normally regarded as the same village.
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{"slip": { "id": 148, "advice": "Some people would be better off if they took their own advice."}}
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