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{"type":"standard","title":"And Now!","displaytitle":"And Now!","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q4753334","titles":{"canonical":"And_Now!","normalized":"And Now!","display":"And Now!"},"pageid":12404662,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e7/AndNow_BookerTalbum.jpg","width":200,"height":200},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e7/AndNow_BookerTalbum.jpg","width":200,"height":200},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1283082287","tid":"74ff92c3-0d4e-11f0-8ba8-4b58d9f3d5da","timestamp":"2025-03-30T10:05:07Z","description":"1966 studio album by Booker T. & the M.G.'s","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/And_Now!","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/And_Now!?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/And_Now!?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:And_Now!"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/And_Now!","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/And_Now!","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/And_Now!?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:And_Now!"}},"extract":"And Now! is the third studio album by the Southern soul band Booker T. & the M.G.'s, released in November 1966. It is notable as the first M.G.'s album featuring bassist Duck Dunn on every track. “My Sweet Potato” was the only track released as a single, with “Booker-Loo” as its B-side. “Summertime” was released in 1967 as the B-side to the song “Hip Hug-Her”.","extract_html":"
And Now! is the third studio album by the Southern soul band Booker T. & the M.G.'s, released in November 1966. It is notable as the first M.G.'s album featuring bassist Duck Dunn on every track. “My Sweet Potato” was the only track released as a single, with “Booker-Loo” as its B-side. “Summertime” was released in 1967 as the B-side to the song “Hip Hug-Her”.
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