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{"type":"programming","setup":"Why did the programmer's wife leave him?","punchline":"He didn't know how to commit.","id":415}
{"fact":"When a cats rubs up against you, the cat is marking you with it's scent claiming ownership.","length":91}
{"fact":"Cats have 300 million neurons; dogs have about 160 million","length":58}
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{"fact":"It has been scientifically proven that stroking a cat can lower one's blood pressure.","length":85}
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