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Gyrophragmium is a genus of fungi in the family Agaricaceae. The genus was circumscribed by French botanist Camille Montagne in 1843.
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{"fact":"The cat appears to be the only domestic companion animal not mentioned in the Bible.","length":84}
{"type":"general","setup":"What kind of award did the dentist receive?","punchline":"A little plaque.","id":250}
{"type":"general","setup":"How was the snow globe feeling after the storm?","punchline":"A little shaken.","id":145}
{"slip": { "id": 112, "advice": "It's not about who likes you, it's about who you like."}}
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{"fact":"Cats have individual preferences for scratching surfaces and angles. Some are horizontal scratchers while others exercise their claws vertically.","length":145}
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\"Shibobo\" is a successful 1998 South African single by South African kwaito music group TKZee and features South African football player Benni McCarthy. It is also the title song from TKZee's second album Shibobo.
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